Boss shit
What your favorite alcohol says about you
Rum
If you are what you drink, you, sir, are Captain Jack Sparrow. And I don’t mean you’re a dreadlocked proto-pirate in eyeliner with an undecipherable accent and billowing shirtsleeves — merely that you are a simultaneously smooth, spicy, and sexual (like that alliteration?) proto-pirate in eyeliner who — to put it mildly — knows how to stretch the truth, about everything from where you got your degree to how much you like the person you’re flirting with. A night out with you is not complete until you drunkenly propose to at least one person and/or walk out on the tab.
Limite je suis juste une gueule à fioul et pis c’est toute nan?
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Biggie x Lana Del Rey - Wrong Game
My ears just orgasmed….
